Sweet Pickles

What ever happened to...

Bianca Jagger?  Since she's become an activist, I hope she still makes time to par-tay.  Since Studio 54 closed, where's she been shakin' her booty and coking it up?  That one has got an open invitation to every party at Casa de Pickles!

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Angie Dickinson?  Wherever she is, whatever she's doing, I bet she's still looking good doing it.

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Jasmine Guy?  Wherever she's been laying low, I sure as hell hope she's still be performing her 1990 hit single "Try Me."  That song was my JAM... and I'm mad that I still can't buy it in MP3 form or find a quality version of the full video.  Sounds to me like a colossal failure to recognize on the part of the entertainment industry.  Sweet Pickles needs more Jasmine Guy and less Smiley Ray Cyrus.

What ever happened to...

Michele Lee?  She's somebody I'd like to see more of. 

"Laying in the after glow..."

JustJess texted me the good news!

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Rita Coolidge?

Is she making any music these days?  Does she still look good?  Does she wanna come over and hang out and drink wine on my porch?

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Umbro shorts?

I'm tired of waiting for these to make their comeback.

At least it's not Boniva

Months ago, Sweet Pickles wanted to know whatever happened to Cheryl Ladd. Well, now I know... she's having stomach problems. I saw her on a Prilosec commercial last night.

What ever happened to...

the frame-able reproductions of the prints of Patrick Nagel???  (or, as M-Em describes them, the "Cry, bitch! Cry!" posters)  I mean, I realize the designer has been dead for a long time, but isn't it time for this aesthetic to make it's retro-cool comeback yet?  Sweet Pickles is ready.  And I bet Simon Le Bon is too.

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Drakkar Noir?

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Imelda Marcos? 

Where's she living these days?  Is she still hanging out with my hero George Hamilton?  Does she still enjoy shopping?  If she's allowed to enter the country, she should totally come to Sweet Pickles' 30th birthday party in New York in December 2009 (a.k.a. "Sweet Pickles Does Manhattan")... standing invitation, Imelda!

What ever happened to...

Rita Moreno?

I haven't seen this sassinatrix since Oz went off HBO. Granted, this isn't an overly-lengthy disappearance, but I miss her. She needs her own show. Some people need more cowbell... Sweet Pickles needs more Rita Moreno.

What ever happened to...

Armand Assante?

Wikipedia indicates no death-date for Armand, so I assume he's still alive and kicking somewhere out there. Is he currently heating up the made-for-television industry, or just collecting royalties from the re-runnings of miniseries? Does he have a totally active career, and I'm missing it because I don't get the Lifetime channel? More importantly, is he still on T-Bagg's Top 5 'To-Do' List after all these years??

The Kids in the Hall

The other day, that slut Brad Bagby and I were yackin' it up on the horn, and Sweet Pickles demanded to know, "What ever happened to The Kids in the Hall?"  Brad just forwarded this.  Sweet Pickles is relieved to know they're still alive and kickin', but peeved that they won't be coming to Tupelo.

In answer to my previous question...

BFF Cindy informs me that THIS is apparently what happened to Cheryl Ladd.  Good God!  It looks like whatever mauled Priscilla Presley got its hands on Cheryl too.  I don't know whether to be scared or sad.

We need your help!

JustJess, The Thrill, and I decided we no longer see the hand sign for doing it/getting it on (the picture illustrates half of the sign) often enough anymore. We don't know why people ever quit using it in the first place, but we definitely agree it's time for a comeback. But we can't do it without you.

Forget Cheryl Ladd!

Jaclyn Smith appears to be where the action is! While I was evidently the only person wondering about Cheryl, the rest of the world seems to wanting the 411 on Jaclyn. Google blogsearches for "Jaclyn Smith" seem to be leading people here. Today, it looks like someone wanted info on Jaclyn in Korean language. AWE. SOME.

What ever happened to...

Cheryl Ladd??

Where did she go? Is she still pretty? How's she paying her bills these days? Is she still in touch with Jaclyn Smith at all? Why did she ever go away?