Only that fool.

G-Wrizzle is back in town after more than a month in 'British Honduras' doing his archaeological thang.  Saw him out tonight at birthday drinks for JustJess, where he regaled the crowd with the annual tales of jungle parasites... but with a twist.  According to G-Wrizzle's scratching-gestures, he had been experiencing a recurring itchy sensation between his legs (I hear ya, brother).  It seems that this year's bot fly had embedded itself in the 'taint region'.  Since, apparently, bot fly removal is notoriously tricky, inquiring minds wondered how G-Wrizzle approached the problem.  "I did a little shave down there, and slapped a piece of duct tape over it!"  Sweet Pickles is really going to miss that fool when he leaves.  And if any doubts remained in my mind as to why I chose art history over archaeology as a major, this reconfirms my decision.  There ain't no bot flies inside museums!