Douchebaggery

Mark Sanford (the the married politician billing taxpayers for his international airfare to a booty-call in the Pampas), has apparently decided that he will not resign his position as governor of South Carolina, citing King David as his example.  The biblical hero David, progenitor of the messiah?  OH REALLY?  If casting about for a biblical adulterer with which to compare yourself, try Potiphar's wife.  Because your political résumé doesn't quite hold up.  David was a giant-slaying anointed dynasty-founder.  You are the sleazy governor of a not-all-that-important state.  On The Daily Show tonight, host Jon Stewart (and Member of the Tribe) said it best... something to this effect:  If you are a conservative Christian caught in adultery, don't use my book in your justifications... use your own!